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It’s Friday. That means weekend. That means indulgence. No, I don’t mean THAT type of indulgence (though if you want to combine THAT type with this, see point 7). I’m talking about one of life’s other fine pleasures - chocolate. Now, I’m a big fan of chocolate. And I firmly believe that it is one of the best things since… well… since just about anything. It’s the food of the gods – no really, I’m not just saying that – chocolate actually comes from the plant Theobroma cacao, which in Latin means “food of the gods”. And it’s actually good for you. So to brighten up my weekend (and yours), I decided to compile a list of the top 10 reasons to eat chocolate. Note that the effects listed below are found to be the strongest in dark chocolate.

01.Chocolate is yummy

That’s pretty much enough reason for me.  But don’t you worry. There are plenty more reasons to follow. I just wanted to point out the obvious and get this out of the way.

02.It will make you live longer

A study involving 8000 male Harvard graduates found that self-proclaimed “chocoholics” tend to live longer than their abstaining counterparts. This is probably due to chocolate’s health benefits listed below.

03.Chocolate contains vitamins, calcium, potassium, sodium and iron

Studies have suggested that people can eat chocolate instead of taking their vitamin supplements, and have the same end result. No, I’m not kidding. See the CNN article.

04.Chocolate is good for your heart

Chocolate contains high levels of polyphenol, which reduces the oxidation of low-density lipoprotein. This protects you against heart disease.

05.Chocolate is rich in anti oxidants

Free radicals are bad. They start chain reactions which damages cells and inhibit normal cellular reproduction.  They also cause other bad things like cancer and heart disease. Trust me, you want to fight free radicals. But how? Once again, chocolate comes to the rescue. Chocolate is richly packed with potent anti-oxidants, which fight free radicals. The main anti-oxidant found in chocolate is Flavonoids, of which chocolate has double the amount found in red wine and three times that found in green tea.  Apart from fighting free radicals, these anti-oxidants have also been found to increase the levels of “good cholesterol”, HDL, by almost 10% while making the “bad cholesterol”, LDL, less likely to lead to artery-clogging.

06.Chocolate will make you smarter

Dr Bryan Raudenbush (2006) reported that eating chocolate subtly enhances verbal and visual memory scores (This was shown by a preliminary study, which probably still needs some replicating). And in 2007, a symposium at the American Association for the Advancement of Science presented evidence that consuming chocolate can have positive effects on the brain. Experiments where they fed chocolate to mice suggested that cocoa stimulates neurovascular activity, which enhances memory and alertness.

07.Chocolate body paint

A study found that 50% of women would choose chocolate over sex. But why choose? I say, have both! And apart from all that healthy stuff, chocolate is also an aphrodisiac. It contains the “love-chemical” phenylethylamine, which releases the “happy-hormone” dopamine during orgasm.

08.Chocolate is good for PMS

If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably craved chocolate during those pre-menstrual parts of the month. Well, craved it more than usual (since I crave chocolate on a daily basis). This craving is probably due to chocolate’s high magnesium content, as most women develop a slight magnesium deficiency during this time. It’s also good for the mood-swing part of PMS, due to its anti-depressant properties (see below).

09.Chocolate is a natural anti-depressant

Eating chocolate is almost like having a cocktail of happy pills, except that it tastes better.  It stimulates endorphin production (causing feelings of pleasure) and it contains various other happy-chemicals including Anandamide (a neurotransmitter known as "the bliss chemical"), Salsolinol (an anti-stress neurotransmitter), Serotonin (a natural antidepressant) and Tryptophan (an anti-depressant amino acid). A UK study even suggested that the odour of chocolate significantly reduces theta activity in the brain, causing enhanced relaxation.

10.Chocolate is good for your teeth

Okay. So, technically the sugar in chocolate is bad for your teeth. But chocolate is less harmful than many other sweet foods because of the antibacterial agents in cocoa beans, which sort of cancel out the bad effects of the sugar. This was discovered by researchers at Osaka University in Japan, who found that parts of the cocoa bean fights mouth bacteria and prevents tooth decay. This is so effective that scientists believe that components from chocolate might one day be used in mouthwash and toothpaste. However, it is still not recommended to eat chocolate instead of brushing your teeth, and Cape Town Lesbians will accept no responsibility for the consequences of anyone trying to fight tooth decay by only eating more chocolate.

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Fantastic
Ewald (196.22.222.xxx) 2009-07-10 14:55:49

Wish I had this when I was growing up - maybe my parents would have let me eat more chocolate!
Chocolate-coated Lara bunny
Carline (165.145.117.xxx) 2009-07-17 14:57:09

You had me at point number 7...
Good idea for summer. Winter - ot so much.
Anonymous (41.245.143.xxx) 2009-07-18 15:24:15

dont you know its against God's will that people must be gay
Anonymous (198.54.202.xxx) 2009-07-18 15:26:22

you should be ashamed of yourself aspecaily the person who created this website. but i dont judge you cause we all human. but think of the concequinces.
Ashamed?
Luanne (196.46.71.xxx) 2009-07-20 13:52:45

If you don’t judge what exactly are you doing commenting like that on our website? Is that not judging? What consequences are you talking about exactly? Did you seriously think that by coming here and making these completely unsubstantiated and cowardly comments that some of us were… what, going to see the error of our ways? Seriously? Are you trying to make us feel bad?

What is the point of you being here on our website, which is by no means interfering with your life (is it?), making little pathetic little comments? What is the point? Please don’t come back unless you have a valid – VALID – comment, you ignorant halfwit.
Fantastic Content
Ewald (196.22.222.xxx) 2009-07-20 14:18:54

Awesome! The more idiots that make stupid comments like this, the more traffic this site will get. As we all know, content is king, and a flame war with these losers will quickly add more content to the site, possibly causing a minor incident and leading to more visitors.

Thank you to all the religious zealots out there that are actively helping to promote the website!
To Luanne
Ewald (196.22.222.xxx) 2009-07-20 14:20:18

Excellent job! Keep ticking them off so they come back and respond
yhea im talkin 2 u! (196.213.91.xxx) 2009-07-18 18:28:54

Its also against His will 2 judge, did u know that???
Are you sure?
Lara (196.22.222.xxx) 2009-07-20 09:30:31

First of all... if you want to sound as if you know better, you could start by checking your grammar.

Secondly, if you are so passionately against anything lesbian, why are you on this website reading the articles on here in the first place? You seem very interested for somebody that apparently has no interest in being lesbian.

And last but not least, try checking your facts. If you want to condemn people based on your faith, you should try reading up on those texts first http://www.gaychurch.co.za/Beneficial.html
eksies?
oh_her (198.54.202.xxx) 2009-07-20 15:41:37

i dont suppose there's an english version of that?
Idiots
Ewald (196.22.222.xxx) 2009-07-20 10:25:55

Why is it always the idiots, who, anonymously, post things like this. It is clear from the spelling and grammar use that this person, is, well, slow.

Given the quality of these comments, I'm sure that everyone reading this will take away a few facts from here :
a) There are some really brain-dead religious nuts sneaking around a lesbian site

and

b) You have to be intolerant and only half-educated to be religous

and

c) None of my religous friends agree with the way these comments were done, but then again, they are true believers, with an education.
Michelle (196.23.218.xxx) 2009-07-20 19:47:26

I am absolutely baffled why anbody would hide behind religion to put forward their own narrow-minded agenda. Surely life is too short. OR do you have nothing better to do. Pull that log out of your own eye first.
everything tastes like chicken
Simoné (196.46.71.xxx) 2009-07-21 09:39:29

I wish people would stop forgetting that we're not all following the same religion to begin with. religiously we're not all judged by the same laws or views. I say live & let live.
Re:everything tastes like chicken
Dewald (198.54.202.xxx) 2009-07-21 14:37:18

That is true, thought the only religion in SA that I have incountred that would (dare to) attack Homosexuality is the Jews and Christians. The church that made the biggest ho-ha about Gay marrage was His People, a christian church. Most of the others just stood back. And if you would like some info on other religions you can contact Jewish outlook(Jewish), IAM(Christian/spiritual mostly), Inner-circle (Muslim).

These are the 3 biggest religious orgs. that fight agains homophobia.

(ps. please excuse my spelling, I am quite bad at it )


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